Wayne Grahms
Narrator / star of the shit show
No impulse control. Always in the wrong place, right on time.
Swipe for the whole crew →
Shay
Last-call legend / keeps up shot for shot
Out-drinks Wayne, out-classes Wayne. Not a high bar either way.
Kurt
The Def Kid
Hears nothing, fears nothing, always down for whatever.
Big Dan
Part-time associate / full-time hustler
Shows up whenever. Nobody knows what he does. Probably illegal.
Big Dan’s Sister
Big Dan’s plus-one / unshakable good mood
Genuinely happy to be here. Somehow that makes it worse.
Lloyd
Crankster-gangster / gun aficionado / polite to a fault
Polite as a church usher. Would apologize while kicking your door in.
Fat Robert
One of Wayne’s earliest childhood friends
Deep thoughts, cheap beer, zero follow-through.
Brian
Bad boy of bad boys / zero chill
The bad influence your bad influences warned you about.
Ed
Odd duck / living-room hazard
Dances to music only he hears. Dumbest, toughest bastard around.
Tommy
Brother-from-another-mother / known Wayne since elementary school
Quick-witted knucklehead everyone adores. Mouth outruns his brain.
Sadie
Gothic snow bunny
Shows up when things are already smoking, then adds optimism.
Rose
Toxic relationship
Sardonic, unbothered, and already knows exactly what you did.
Kris
Known Wayne since high school days
Every “quick ride” with Kris somehow eats the whole weekend.
Lumber Jack
Driveway nomad / ride or die
Speaks one language: ride or die. Never crossed Wayne once.
Amber
Wayne’s sister / same mom, same dad
Runs the bar, runs the family. Mess with hers, find out.
Sherri
Wingwoman / professional round-getter
Never buys a drink. Somehow never without one.
Caroline
First love / too good for Wayne
She did the smart thing and got out while she could.